Brays to God – Elizavecca Milky Piggy Silky Creamy Donkey Steam Cream Mask Pack

This past week has been one of the least fun weeks of my life for many reasons, one of which was being bedridden with a severe case of the flu. Now I know why/how people actually can die from the flu, no joke.

In the haze of a 102-degree fever, I dreamt that I was in a middle of a gnarly Battle-Royale type situation, slashing people and being slashed. When I came to, I glanced at the two things that always make things better: Miss Roxy and my collection of skin care shit.

This was purrrrchased on a whim from oo35mm because it seemed to have serious brayin’ power. Look at the name:

Elizavecca Milky Piggy Silky Creamy Donkey Steam Cream Mask Pack

After looking at the package for ingredients I realized I took a major risk. Nothing was in English except for the directions and the warning. I took a big ass leap of faith based on that donkey milk goodness.

Upon opening I was very disappointed. It’s that DAMN opaque milky creamy serum that leaves a white residue on your face. It’s totally not the clear viscous serums that I’m used to. I just don’t feel that these thick milky serums absorb that well in mask form. It’s like smearing Ponds cream on a cotton sheet then slapping it on your face.

The mask also  was semi loose fitting. I wore my trusty silicone mask cover on top to keep the moisture in, but my face started to itch.  I don’t know what caused the itchiness but needless to say I didn’t feel compelled to stick it out.

You can see from the pic that the milky serum (more like a lotion) didn’t absorb well into the sheet nor my face and just sat around all clumpy.

After I peeled off the mask, my skin was PALER than before. Combined with the cold flu sweat and malaise…I basically looked like a vampire. Angela would’ve approved.


Cute packaging, cheap, widely available on Amazon


Doesn’t spread well, tingling sensation, ill fitting mask sheet

6 Replies to “Brays to God – Elizavecca Milky Piggy Silky Creamy Donkey Steam Cream Mask Pack”

  1. First, your cat is so stinkin’ cute!

    Second, I am with you on the mask! I received one in a mask subscription & it just didn’t fit well. While it did seem to have an effect on my skin, there seemed to be a “heavy” quality to the essence that was a bit of a turnoff for me.

  2. Aw, that’s a damn shame. It’s SILKY and CREAMY! But as much as I’ve come to love creamy sheet masks, think I’ll pass on this one 😦 I hope you’re feeling better!

  3. Oh no, I hope you feel better!! ❤
    At first I was all excited because cute packaging like this always gets me, but seeing the fit I think it wouldn't work for me, also the clumpy essence.. :/
    Meh, PASS!!

  4. Have you tried the donkey milk sleeping mask? I’m so intrigued about it! I hope that you’re feeling better already. I have been keen to try out Elizavecca stuff but I might have to give this one a pass!

  5. When u tried this I didn’t love the sheet itself but I wanted to bottle the essence. And then I found the essence for sale on Amazon… And now Memebox has it. And it comes in the cutest bottle. I have willpower. I do. I’m sorry you didn’t love it too.

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