This past week has been one of the least fun weeks of my life for many reasons, one of which was being bedridden with a severe case of the flu. Now I know why/how people actually can die from the flu, no joke.
In the haze of a 102-degree fever, I dreamt that I was in a middle of a gnarly Battle-Royale type situation, slashing people and being slashed. When I came to, I glanced at the two things that always make things better: Miss Roxy and my collection of skin care shit.
This was purrrrchased on a whim from oo35mm because it seemed to have serious brayin’ power. Look at the name:
Elizavecca Milky Piggy Silky Creamy Donkey Steam Cream Mask Pack
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After having Angela
harassing reminding me about this sheet mask, I felt extremely pressured compelled to post about it. This is an extremely short post because I pretty much have ZERO information on it. Angela bought it for me because it was 50% off she loves me so. We spotted it at the cash register at our favorite Chinertown spot in NYC oo35mm.
I already ripped the top off, but the only English words on this sheet mask package was “small middle aged man.” Is it FOR the small middle aged men demographic? Is it a cartoon printed sheet mask that looks like a small middle aged man? Is it made of small middle aged man extract?
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While hitting up the regular Asian beauty haunts on my last LA trip (San Gabriel Square aka Focus Plaza which A has reviewed here,) I picked up my recent favorite My Scheming milk extract mask and a new My Scheming Black Pearl Brightening Mask:
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Nicolas Cage Cats←Why, internet, whhyyyyy???
Ahem, so I recently spotted sheet masks for the NECK at Marshall’s. Not sure which is more surprising: the neck or Marshall’s. (Actually my Marshall’s has had sheet masks regularly for a while now in the skincare/hair/beauty section.)
Continue reading “Neckless Cage: Forever Luminous Exhilarating Neck Mask Review”
My girlfriends brought me a precious haul from Japan/Taiwan which includes a few super awesome face masks like this one below:
Continue reading “Have you Herb? – L’HERBOFLORE Marine Collagen Resilience Lift Mask”